How's a guy supposed to blow up the Death Star from the comfort of his own couch? Naturally, through the ancient Jedi technique of crochet.
Your feet go inside the cockpit and the engines act like hand warmers. The wings probably just end up collecting crumbs and popcorn bits. It has all the laziness of a slanket, while also removing the burden of mobility. You can't buy these yet, but you can purchase the pattern for $US6 ($8) if you're handy with a crochet hook and have 1,828.80m of yarn. It's sure to make someone in your life very happy/lazy.
I only hope this picture doesn't follow this kid into adolescence.