Amazon Will Open Over 300 Physical Bookstores Because Life Is A Practical Joke Played On Us All

Amazon Will Open Over 300 Physical Bookstores Because Life Is a Practical Joke Played On Us All

Amazon is working on plans to open hundreds of brick-and-mortar bookstores, according to a new report from CNBC. Yes, following in the footsteps of chains like Borders, Amazon apparently thinks that the future is in dead trees. Amazon already has one physical store that opened back in November. The Seattle store was dismissed as a "vanity project" when it was first announced, but apparently it worked out well enough that Amazon is willing to bet big money on it. It ain't cheap to open 300-400 retail stores.

An Amazon spokesperson has told Gizmodo that they don't comment on rumours and speculation. The original source of the report appears to be a mall executive for General Growth Properties Inc. Anonymous Amazon sources are somewhat angry about the reports, which come from a non-Amazon CEO, and are calling the entire story (this one included) "misleading". Gizmodo has repeatedly asked for on-the-record denials from multiple sources within Amazon and been denied. Anonymous Amazon sources are particularly angry about my report that they are angry.

According to CNBC, Amazon will attempt to sell books at the same price that they offer online, which is particularly amusing given how Amazon spent the past two decades driving booksellers like B. Dalton, Borders and Waldenbooks out of business by undercutting their prices. Physical bookstores quickly turned into showroom floors where people would browse and then go buy books for cheap at Amazon.

There's no word yet on how much money Amazon will allocate for their physical stores, nor which cities will be graced with an Amazon (& Noble?) retail location. The only thing we know for certain is that life is silly sometimes. And that the retail business is baffling.

We can't wait to see Netflix open up laserdisc rental shops next.


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    Dont know why your hating so much on book stores.
    I miss the days of just walking into a book store, checking out what they have, whats new and finding new things to read which I never would of found online.
    My reading has probably halved since my local book shops closed, yes I know retails is a dying breed but its also a culture thing.

    "We can’t wait to see Netflix open up laserdisc rental shops next."

    Don't they already offer the rental service in US?

    What a hateful, aggressive and ignorant tone for an entirely unwarranted scenario. I know who to avoid in the future.

    People still read 'books' and people only go online for a better deal, so if you sell books at the same price as online, then why wouldn't people buy at a real Amazon store.

    Seems like good business sense to me. Hopefully they'll open a few in Australia ;-)

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