Well this is certainly convenient. If you’ve always wanted to be a Jedi (or a Sith) but weren’t born with an abundance of Midichlorians, someone has finally bottled the Force and will happily sell it to you for a mere $US16 ($22).
Sounds like the bargain of the century, right? Unfortunately there’s a catch, and it’s a big one. Instead of dispensing some magical aura, this jar only dispenses Jedi wisdom, courtesy of Master Yoda, every time you press the lid. Now whether or not the true path to the Force starts with knowledge and wisdom is unknown, but since staring at your TV for hours while you will it to turn itself on has yielded no Jedi-like results, what’s the harm in trying this?
[Kohl’s via Bleeding Cool]