The Best Worst US Presidential Campaign Merchandise

The Best Worst Presidential Campaign Merchandise

The world imploded when it was discovered that Republican presidential hopeful Jeb! was selling a cheap plastic bowl for $US75 (especially seeing as one could buy 24 of the same cheap plastic bowls for $US36). But it's not the most egregious product being sold by a candidate. Just in time for tonight's debates, here are worse things you can buy than a Guaca Bowle.


Marco Rubio | $US45-48

The Best Worst Presidential Campaign Merchandise

Marco?


Rand Paul | $US1000

The Best Worst Presidential Campaign Merchandise

"If you would like a signed Constitution in neatly bound book, contribute $US1,000 and we will send you one."


Mike Huckabee | $US20

The Best Worst Presidential Campaign Merchandise

"We don't recommend this, but we know you'll be able to wear this shirt with pride"


Scott Walker | $US299

The Best Worst Presidential Campaign Merchandise

A Nation's Challenge


Ted Cruz | $US10

The Best Worst Presidential Campaign Merchandise

"In stock"


Hillary Clinton | $US10

The Best Worst Presidential Campaign Merchandise

Amirite?


Donald Trump | $US25

The Best Worst Presidential Campaign Merchandise

"The Official Make America Great Again classic rope hat as worn by Donald J. Trump himself"


Chris Christie | Free

The Best Worst Presidential Campaign Merchandise

He doesn't sell merch but he does have these.

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