The World’s Tallest Cow Is So Comically Ginormous That It’s Hilarious

The World’s Tallest Cow Is So Comically Ginormous That It’s Hilarious

When you first see Blosom, a cow that measures in at 6 feet 2 inches from the hoof to the withers and is the Guinness World Record’s tallest cow ever, you can’t help but laugh. You don’t scream fake (that’s the second thing you do) or analyse the photo’s misleading angles meant to exaggerate the cow’s size (that’s the 3rd thing), you just laugh.

Blosom is so huge that it makes everything in life seem silly. She just bumbles about the grass and seems almost embarrassed at how big she is. The video below shows her true size without any angling shenanigans.

Blosom passed away last month due to a leg injury but not before Guinness gave her the title of tallest cow ever.


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