Briefly: Giant ballpoint pens are a staple of most tourist trap gift shops, and rarely worth more than a fleeting glance. But paint one of those pens green like the warp pipes in the Super Mario games and put a tiny Mario and Luigi inside? Suddenly you've got a must-have $US20 collectible that even comes with a matching brick block penholder. Now where's my gigantic pocket protector?
Gigantic Super Mario Warp Pipe Pens Are Obscenely But Great
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