They Finally Made An Ostrich Pillow We Can’t Mock

Well, this is awkward. The sleep-deprived minds behind everyone’s favourite public, personal asphyxiation device, the Ostrich Pillow, have come back to Kickstarter with the Ostrich Pillow Mini. And it’s… fine?

Not to be confused with the company’s earlier child-sized plush prison, the Ostrich Pillow Mini (which is essentially just a pillow with an arm hole) actually kind of makes sense. We’re at a loss.

Especially when you compare it to this:

And then also this: