Monster Machines: This 130km/h Badger Fits In The Belly Of An Osprey

US ground forces are about to get an awesome new whip from Boeing’s Phantom Works: a petite combat support vehicle combining power, speed and all-terrain traction to deliver soldiers to just about anywhere on Earth — without all the hiking.

The Phantom Badger, as it is called, is a 240hp combat support vehicle that resembles a Humvee shrunk down to Mini Cooper dimensions. Measuring just 150cm wide, the Phantom Badger is the first combat support vehicle narrow enough to fit aboard the new V-22 Osprey. They’re tiny enough to pack a pair into a C-130’s maw, sling under a Chinook, and stuff nearly a dozen into the cargo hold of a C-17 (before being air dropped alongside paratroopers).

They’re like golf carts, except with a top speed of 130km/h, rugged adjustable-height suspension, all-wheel drive and all-wheel steering which delivers a minuscule 7m turning radius. And machine guns. Each Badger include a .50-calibre machine gun or a 40mm automatic grenade launcher bolted to the roll cage. Plus, the additional pair of rear-facing seats can be removed to make room for supplies or additional hardware.

After more than 8000km of durability testing over treacherous terrain, the US Navy has just certified the platform combat ready. “This certification validates Phantom Badger’s versatile design while offering the warfighter increased battlefield access and deployment options,” John Chicoli, who leads Boeing’s internally transportable vehicle program, said in a statement. There’s no word yet on when these chibi combat vehicles will make their battlefield debut. [Janes 1, 2Danger Room]