The Yellow River has been completely frozen for weeks. So much that it doesn't flow. China's flood prevention authority decided that, before the snow melts and a huge clusterf*ck ensues, they should destroy the ice and make it flow again. So let's ask the air force to bomb it because, fun!
China's Air Force send a few bombers loaded with heavy bombs, dropped 24, and destroyed that ice. Vini, vidi, go to hell river. What's a few dead fishes and even more pollution in a river — the second largest in Asia — that is already breeding mutant beings to begin with? Right? RIGHT? Right. The Yellow River is now flowing again. Carry on. [Thanks Matt Hardigree!]