You haven’t made Valentine’s Day plans yet. That’s OK! Who needs ’em? Manufactured holiday, singlehood empowerment, overpriced prix fixe menus. But if you must make a romantic gesture next month, let it be this card. It sums up modern relationships pretty much perfectly.
From the inspired mind of Emily McDowell, the $US4.50 greeting crams more sentiment into 160 square centimetre of heavyweight matte stock than a dozen roses or sonnets ever could:
There is nobody else I’d rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to.