Gift Guide: The 12 Most Passive Aggressive Secret Santa Presents You Can Give This Year

It's bad enough that you have to deal with the mouth-breathers at your office five days a week. Now you've got to spend your hard-earned money on a Secret Santa present for them as well? Thank you, no. Express your displeasure with these fantastically snarky gift ideas. Let this serve as the anti-gift guide to our positive one earlier today.

CDs

Bonus points if they're Ozemail installation CDs. [Image: Shutterstock]

A Journal

For when you want to tell your co-worker, "I give precisely zero shits about your opinion so here, write your feelings down in this book. Then burn it." [Image: shutterstock]

VHS Boxsets

Because everybody loves legacy technology, right?

AAAA Batteries

Are these even a thing?

Smoking Cessation Aids

Hint, Hint. [Image: shutterstock]

Dating Site Subscription

It's either this or rent you a hooker.

Trackpants

These rank just below socks and neck ties on the scale of shitty clothing to receive. [Image: shutterstock]

A Weight Watchers Book

You'll need it after all that Christmas food.

Breathe Right Anti-Snore Strips

A gentle reminder that maybe you shouldn't sleep while at work.

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