There is no nugget on a chicken. There are breasts, there are wings, there are thighs, there are drumsticks. But there are no nuggets. So what is the chicken nugget made of then?
We’ve seen the alien pink goop but now it’s time to see what the nugget looks like under the microscope. According to researchers from the University of Mississippi, it’s barely chicken.
Well, that's unfair. It's still chicken. But it's nothing like the healthy lean white meat we've come to expect from chicken.
Taking two different chicken nugget samples from two different national fast food chain restaurants, Richard D. deShazo, MD, and his colleague Steven Bigler, MD, put them under the scope and found that the chicken nuggets were 56 per cent fat, 25 per cent carbohydrates, and 19 per cent protein and 58 per cent fat, 24 per cent carbs, and 18 per cent protein, respectively.
The microscope revealed blood vessels, nerves, skeletal muscle, the skin of visceral organs and so on in the nugget autopsy which, well, yeah, is all things you'd find in a chicken but not exactly friendly enough to place in a Family Feud survey.
Speaking to The Atlantic, deShazo described the institutional reduction of the chicken into a nugget as taking "a very healthy product -- lean, white meat -- and processed it, goo-ed it up with fat, sugar and salt [in the breading]". But yeah, it's still totally chicken right!