Well, we had a good run. Nice work humanity, you produced a lot of cool stuff on the internet. But now that ghostsingles.com is live there isn't much else to do. Time to learn how to rock climb or read War and Peace.
When you join Ghost Single you enter important personal details like standing and floating heights, your body type (wispy? ethereal? smoky? cloudy?), and your death date.
So, yeah. The internet was fun while it lasted, but really what else is left? [Incredible Things]