The Weirdest Thing On The Internet Tonight: How To Hide From Cameras

CV Dazzle is the surefire way to both fool closed circuit cameras and look like you got ready for a KISS concert while drunk. In the dark.

Having never actually laid eyes on the band but only understood their stage presence from second-hand descriptions sussed from the incoherent ramblings of a blind hobo named Crusty Dave. [Jillian Mayer]