We've already been plenty vocal on our opinions of people who use cafes as their personal office. But this guy — this cretin — makes those non-ordering, space-consuming table squatters look like the saints of Starbucks — and this is their new pope.
This wasn't convenient for him. He doesn't need internet access. His insufferable banging disturbs the peace. Assuming this wasn't an attempt to troll the masses (in which case, touché, you've won, now never do this again), a word of advice to our hipster friend: if you're going to go through all the trouble of dragging your obnoxiously conspicuous typewriter to a public gathering place, next time, don't choose Starbucks. [@DGoddamnGlover]