Kim Dotcom Live-Tweets About Being Stuck In The Middle Of Nowhere

Kim Dotcom is a character. He gave the finger to the government that took his site down by setting up a new one. He threw a press conference complete with a fake FBI raid, pyrotechnics and dancers. He demolishes cheap lawn furniture. Now, thanks to helicopter problems, he's stranded in the middle of nowhere. Ever the showman, he's making something of an event of it.

We hope you get out of there, dude. We're glad you're having fun in the meantime.

Update: Aaaaaand it's over.