Imagine yourself sleeping at 3am on a Friday night. You probably wanted a little peace and quiet before tomorrow’s picnic at the park. You’re deep in a dream about running barefoot on the beach when SMAAASSSSSHHHH GUNKDAGUNK BOOOM. A drunk man drives a freaking tank inside your house and destroys it.
Technically, the 13-tonne all-terrain vehicle wasn’t a ‘tank’ tank but it sure as hell looks like one. The 80-year-old woman in Russia whose garage and fence was smashed to smithereens actually wondered if a war had broken out when the vehicle came crashing down on her house (bless her heart). The guy driving the killing machine was so drunk that police could only question him the morning after, when he said he had no idea how he ended up there. Drunk people, gotta love them. [Moscow Times via BuzzFeed]