WIN! A Nokia Lumia 820 Windows Phone

Want more giveaways? How about a shiny new Nokia Lumia 820 worth $649?! Yeah, we thought so! The Lumia 820 features a 4.3-inch AMOLED screen, 8-megapixel camera, micro SD card slot and 4G support. Here's how it could be yours...

This competition is now closed

Who Won?

@Norgan picks up the Lumia 820 for his clever and geeky take on a knock knock joke:

set $Knock="knock"; Set $response="whos there?"; If $knock >= 2 write $response; set $response1 if $response1 ~ :( Write $response1 + "who?"; Else write "bugger off"; set $response2 If response2=>:-D Write "funny haha"; Else write "bugger off";


The Lumia 820 feels incredibly zippy to use (gotta love that 1.5GHz processor and 1GB memory). You can also add wireless charging via an optional cover.

To score this Lumia thanks to Nokia: Tell us in the comments your best technology-themed knock-knock joke. It's that easy -- but keep it clean. You must also be a registered Gizmodo Australia member. Not a member? Register here.

Important dates: • Entries close 10am Wednesday December 19 • Winner also announced tomorrow • Winner will receive the Lumia 820 mid-late January 2013 due to end of year • Full terms and conditions.


    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    A Person
    A person who?
    A person who is waiting for a LG Nexus 4

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Another Person
    Another person who?
    Another person who is waiting for a LG Nexus 4

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Google who?
    Google who is laughing all the way to the bank

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    US Patent and Trademark Office
    US Patent and Trademark Office Who?
    US Patent and Trademark Office Who is waiting at the bank for Google.

    Knock, Knock.
    Who's There?
    Halo Who?
    Say Halo to your new ex-partner cos of Halo foreveralone!

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Error 404
    Error 404 Who?
    Error 404,
    The page cannot be found
    The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable

    Please try the following:
    * If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.
    *Open the home page, and then look for the information you want.
    *Click the <--Back button to try another link.
    *Click Search to look for information on the internet.

    HTTP 404 - File not Found
    Internet Explorer

      Knock Knock
      Who's there?
      1995 who?
      It's 1995 and I've come to take back Internet Explorer

      Knock Knock
      Who's there?
      Chrome who?
      Google Chrome, and I have this page that the last guy here kept dropping...

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    It's your ringtone, Dad! *facepalm*

    (loosely based on a true story)

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    North Korean Satilite.
    North Korean Satilite who?
    Hmm must of died.. That was quick

      Knock Knock
      Who's there?
      North Korean Satellite
      North Korean Satellite who?
      Lol you got me, self destruct mode initiated

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Watson who?
    Watson the telly?

    (Also, throwing this one in because it is older than sliced bread)
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Doctor Who?
    Doctor Who from channel two

      Knock Knock
      Who's there?
      The Doctor
      Doctor who?
      Yes, that's right

    char *ans = scanf("%s")
    IF(ans == "Knock Knock"){
    printf("Who's there?")
    exit(-1) //failed joke

    ans = scanf("%s")
    if(ans == "nok"){
    printf("nok who?")
    exit(-1) //really we were so close to the end of the joke

    ans = scanf("%s")
    if(ans == "I've been nokia'ing at your door, so let me in"){
    //LOL really hard
    //Just lol anyways :P

    Last edited 18/12/12 4:45 pm

    Knock Knock?
    Who's there... wait. I have an app for that!

    Knock Knock
    Whose there
    Apple maps
    Apple what?
    Sorry your at the wrong house

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Yah Who?
    Yahoo it... no no ... Google it!

    Knock Knock
    Whose there?
    Siri: i am unable to find anything with Apple Maps,. Please try again later.

    *knock knock knock*
    Who's there?
    Sorry, I'm just testing how indestructible my Nokia Lumia is.

    Knock Knock ?
    Who's Where?
    Not sure I use apple maps.

    ... Knock Knock
    SA: Aye who's banging my windows?
    ... This is Nokia.
    SA: What r u doin here? This is Smartphone Arena. Go away!
    ... I know and I brought you the Lumia. The smartest phone ever and it runs on windows. Its here to stay!
    ... Knock Knock
    SA: Ah! Lets see how smart r u Lumia? Find the doors and come through to ME!

    knock knok
    who's there?
    i love doctor
    i love doctor who??
    hehe me too :)

    Tim Cook walks to the door
    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    iMap Who?
    That's what we think too.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Encrypted who?

    Knock Knock
    Who's There ??
    Samsung Who ??
    Sam Sung a Lovely Christmas carol

    Ooops sorry Nokia.... ;-)

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    WoW Who?
    WoW people still play that game.

    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    May who?
    Mayan Apocalypse.
    Oh crap! You're early. We weren't expecting you until Friday.

    Last edited 18/12/12 5:13 pm

    Knock Knock!
    Enter Password.
    ... I beg your pardon?
    Password invalid.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Siri who?
    I'm sorry, I don't understand the question. Could you repeat that again?
    I said, Siri who?
    Did you say, 'I said Siri boo?'
    No, I said, Siri who?
    Did you say, 'No, I said, Siri blue?'
    No, I said -
    Sorry, I didn't quite get that. Could you ask your question again?
    Would you like to play mastermind?
    Okay. Have a nice day.

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Nokia Who?
    Nokia out, that's what I'm gonna do!

    More gaming than tech, but

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Moly Who?
    No, Molyneux.

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