WIN! A Nokia Lumia 820 Windows Phone

Want more giveaways? How about a shiny new Nokia Lumia 820 worth $649?! Yeah, we thought so! The Lumia 820 features a 4.3-inch AMOLED screen, 8-megapixel camera, micro SD card slot and 4G support. Here's how it could be yours...

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Who Won?

@Norgan picks up the Lumia 820 for his clever and geeky take on a knock knock joke:

set $Knock="knock"; Set $response="whos there?"; If $knock >= 2 write $response; set $response1 if $response1 ~ :( Write $response1 + "who?"; Else write "bugger off"; set $response2 If response2=>:-D Write "funny haha"; Else write "bugger off";


The Lumia 820 feels incredibly zippy to use (gotta love that 1.5GHz processor and 1GB memory). You can also add wireless charging via an optional cover.

To score this Lumia thanks to Nokia: Tell us in the comments your best technology-themed knock-knock joke. It's that easy — but keep it clean. You must also be a registered Gizmodo Australia member. Not a member? Register here.

Important dates: • Entries close 10am Wednesday December 19 • Winner also announced tomorrow • Winner will receive the Lumia 820 mid-late January 2013 due to end of year • Full terms and conditions.


    Nock Nock
    Who's there?
    Oh FFS you can't even spell Knock right!

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Bout bloody time you turned up, this party is filled with good ideas but no durability or battery life.


    Knock, knock
    Who's there?

    very long pause.....


    Knock knock!

    Who's there?


    Higgs who?


    set $Knock="knock";
    Set $response="whos there?";
    If $knock >= 2
    write $response;
    set $response1
    if $response1 ~ :(
    Write $response1 + "who?";
    Else write "bugger off";
    set $response2
    If response2=>:-D
    Write "funny haha";
    Else write "bugger off";

      Ahh crap I just made the same joke. ;)

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Lumia who?
    Lumia 820

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Apple Maps

    login: knock, knock
    login incorrect
    Wait for login retry...

    Click click click (not Knock knock knock....)
    Who's there?
    Windows RT tablet

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Recursion who?
    Knock Knock...

    Sub gotoStatementDemo()
    Dim number As Integer = Knock x2
    Dim sampleString As String
    ' Evaluate number and branch to appropriate label.
    If word = Knock Then GoTo Line1 Else GoTo Line2
    sampleString = "Who's there?"
    GoTo LastLine
    ' The following statement never gets executed because number = 1.
    sampleString = "Punchline"
    ' Write "Punchline" in the Debug window.
    End Sub

    Knock Knock!
    Don't do that to your phone!
    Don't worry its a Nokia.

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ice cream soda.
    Ice cream soda who?
    Ice cream soda whole world knows how bad Apple maps is!

    Swipe to unlock
    Who's there?... No seriously I don't have Facial Recognition.
    oh Siri! I should have got a Galaxy S III
    Yes I am Siri.

    Knock knock

    I'm sorry, Apple already have a trade mark and design patent on requesting access to a location by making one or many knock sounds. please cease and desist using this revolutionary invention or we will be forced to defend our innovation in a court of law.

    knock knock
    whose there?
    Siri who?
    Sorry I cant understand. Please change your language settings.

    Knock Knock
    I can see you on the security camera, I'm buzzing you in!

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    An owl pretending to be Steve Jobs

    An owl pretending to be Steve Jobs who?

    Oh don't you start as well.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Windows technician
    Stop spamming me with your Microsoft Windows Virus Scam!
    I'm a Glazier...

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Lu Who
    Lu Mi
    Lu Me?
    No Lu Mi
    ohh Lu Mi Ahhh!

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Apple who?
    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Apple who?
    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Apple who?
    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Lemon who?
    Lemon know when you want to change to change from an Apple.

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Scott Forstal
    Scott Forstal Who?
    Exactly ;)

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Radio who?
    Radio not here I come.

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Nokia who?
    I got no-kia to get in!

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