8 Hideously Awesome Teched-Out Christmas Sweaters

8 Hideously Awesome Teched-Out Christmas Sweaters

These are awesome in the sheer sense that they are so terrible. You would think nothing could make them any less terrible. But the thing is, they all have some unusual, surprising use of technology. It may get lost in the hideousness, but it is definitely there — a little LED, a video display, a or some music number. So please enjoy (but probably don’t ever wear) these eight awesome, terrible, teched-out sweaters.

Abominable Snowman Light Up Sweater

Remember those god-awful children’s Christmas specials from the ’70s? You should, CBS is still beating that dead horse in 2012. But if you don’t, just know that’s what the crazed looking monster what’s enshrined in twinkling lights is from. [Etsy] [clear]

DIY Animatronic Fireplace Sweater

This is an awful lot of work to make something that looks like you’ve lost a bet. [Incredible Things][clear]

This Sweater Plays “Santa Clause Is Coming to Town”

The act of wearing this sweater actually violates several parts of the Geneva Convention. [eBay][clear]

Sean Jean Sweater with an Embedded Video Screen

You know, for if you’re too lazy to make your own. [Gizmodo][clear]

Light Up Christmas Sweater Starring Psy

Get a billion YouTube hits, win a free sweater! [Dramafever][clear]

Bomber Sweater from LA Police Gear

Merry Christmas you son of a bitch [LA Police Gear][clear]

The Wreath Sweater

It’s a sweater. Made from synthetic wreath material. With blinking mini-lights. I don’t even. [Etsy][clear]

Be the Tree with this Light Up Holiday Sweater

Christmas trees ain’t got nothing on me! Not with this unisex sweater adorned with working mini-lights. [Rusty Zipper] [clear]