The Latest Steve Jobs Action Figure Is A Horrifying Mutant

The Japanese Jobs fanboys at Legend Toys absolutely nailed the face of the late Apple tycoon on its newest action figure. It's a phenomenal job. But quick question — why are his hands the size of skateboards?

Really! The stubble, the glasses, the nose — it's like the toymakers scanned his face before he was sent to the Foxconn cryochamber. Bravo. Even the apple in his hand looks real. But those fingers are something out of a horror move. They're tentacles. This is Tentacle Nightmare Steve Jobs.

AND HIS HANDS. They are not human. They are not of this earth. They are larger than his face. No hands are that big — even those of The Creator. Jonny Ive would spit on those hands.

At least they got that Steve Jobs backside down.

If you'd like to pre-order a Cyborg Prototype Steve Jobs Monster, you can do so here for $US200. But be careful: "final product appearance and colours may vary," says the site, so brace yourselves for Blue Steve. [Legend Toys]


    It's due to perspective. The hands actually look to be about the same size as his face, which is approximately anatomically accurate. Do a /facepalm and see for yourself. :)


      Yep... Knuckles be damned! Who needs 'em when your fingers are plasticine

    Those hands really raise the question on what role Tony Abbott had to play in all this.

    I wonder if any of his followers would buy this for $200. *Gets out magnifying glass*

    Here comes the flooding of fake keynotes hitting youtube! haha

      I was going to ask ''who in their right mind would buy a Steve Jobs action figure?'' But your post made me realise there's actually a good reason to do so.

    Wait for Robot Chicken to cast this doll now.

    I can't wait to play with my Steve Jobs toy!

    I wonder how long it is before this end up in the latest copy of "Stuck Up!"

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