In case you missed it, Microsoft has a new streaming service called Xbox Music. The only catch is that it's not really meant for Xbox users, it's meant for Windows users. Xbox users aren't getting a free trial, Windows users are. So why even call it Xbox Music in the first place? Let's explore some other names for it.
Windows Music just sounds so boring that nobody would care. Microsoft Music doubly so. Music X? 8Tunes? ERMAHGERD MERSERC! ?
Any other ideas? Let's give it a sexy name so we can call it that from now on.