Internet angel @tannerstokes has created a browser extension that converts all YouTube comments to Herp Derp. (Available for Chrome, Safari, Firefox, and Opera.) Of course, just in case you actually care to read what the lurkers of YouTube have to say, you need only click the Herp Derps for a reverse translation.
The perfect dose of internet white-noise! Phew. For more White Noise, come over to our community forum. 100% herp derp free! [Tannr]