A Smarter Way To Hide Booze In Your Crotch

Cleverly smuggling alcohol in places where it's prohibited can be a hassle. But unless they're the touchy-feely types, no one is ever going to find this crotch-adjacent Freedom Flask on your person.

It looks like one of those hip packs that were all the rage many moons ago, but besides being sealed so that it can safely hold your liquid of choice, it's actually designed to be worn underneath your pants, sitting right in front of your crotch.

If that's not unsettling enough, the spigot is located so that you have easy access only when you drop your fly, so it basically looks like you're filling your glass with drinks you had earlier in the day. So is it worth $US25 for a warm glass of smuggled beer? You know what they say, the best drink is the one that wasn't confiscated by security. [Freedom Flask via Laughing Squid]



    Are you sure it isn't to pee into? You know...so that you have freedom?

      It's actually for smuggling pee into drug tests.

    you can't have read that headline more than once before posting it. if you ever have a need to 'Hide Booze In Your Crotch' you life has taken a bad turn and maybe you should cut back on the booze

      ^ This. Seriously now, what kind of people find this a good idea?

        People who don't want to pay $12 for a festival strength (ie, weak) alcoholic drink at a music festival?

          +1 every sporting event in Perth only sells mid strength and takes forever to go and acquire making you miss half of the game lining up for watered down alcohol.. this way in between quarters,halves or innings you can just top up your coke bottle you brought in with you with some bourbon and get back to enjoying the game.. if you don't drink then good for you, don't click on the link that says 'smarter way to hide booze in your crotch' and leave stupid comments.. I for one welcome these ideas.. keep them coming :)

    it's a good alternative to drinking the mid strength booze they serve up at all the festivals nowdays... too bad the postage is a lot more than the actual item! : (

      Wow, $40 shipping! I've had much heavier items than this shipped from the US for that much money.

    I've been patted down on entry to a festival too many times. Only way you could guarunteed get away with this is to have a female friend wear it in. They only ever have their bags checked.

      That's where I used to hide my weed stash, girlfriends undies XD

    If the booze has that strong a hold over you, you really have a problem!


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