If you’ve cheated in school, you’ve probably scribbled test answers on an eraser, passed notes with a friend, glanced at your classmate’s test or even made a cheat sheet. But you’ve never cheated like this student. He’s taken cheating to an entirely different level: an 11m long cheat sheet with 25,000 answers.
Can you imagine the effort required in creating this magical cheat sheet? It probably has every answer to every question on every test about every subject ever known to man. It’s so comprehensive that the school that caught him cheating should name him valedictorian and not punish him. Unfortunately, the world doesn’t reward cunning evil geniuses like that.
The high school student who was cheating on an university entrance exam in Kazakhstan was caught because he was rustling and fiddling with his clothes too much before the test started. His notes (are they even just notes anymore?) included 25,000 answers that covered maths, history, Russian, Kazhak and “another subject of the student’s choice,” according to the Austrian Times. I really want to know what that other subject was. I also want to know why the heck didn’t he just study instead of making the most amazing cheat sheet ever. I also hope a university accepts him. [Austrian Times via Arbroath]