Much to the delight of indiscriminate lightweights everywhere, 84-year-old “sex expert” Dr Ruth Westheimer is coming out with her own label of wine, Vin D’Amour, specially formulated to have an alcohol content of only 6 per cent by volume, as opposed to the typical 13 per cent ABV.
The reason: “If [the woman] drinks too much, she falls asleep,” says Dr Westheimer, “and if [the man] drinks too much, he can’t perform.” Vin d’Amour, which will be sold for $US7.99 to $US9.99 per bottle, with a portion of the profits going to the Museum of Jewish Heritage, is meant to be the wine that gets you just the right level of tipsy so you’re never too drunk to get it on. “When people get drunk, there is no way they can be good lovers,” the sex doc told the New York Post. “And nobody wants to go to bed with somebody who gets drunk, vomits and wakes up with a hangover.”
Yes, what better way to get laid than to pour your date a glass of Dr Westheimer’s low-ABV “California wine product”. Sexxxxy. [FoodBeast via NYPost]
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