Dave Chapelle On Drugs, Dolphins Suck At Invasions

Dave Chapelle On Drugs, Dolphins Suck At Invasions

We’ve collected more high-times material for the discerning viewer so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.

The TMNT Theme Song in Wondrous Stop Motion

Relive your childhood in 2:18.

Dolphins make Sh*t Invaders

What now bitches? That little plan to invade dry land seems to have backfired. So tough with your echolocation but WHERE ARE YOUR OPPOSABLE THUMBS TOUGH GUYS?

First You Think It’s Just a Cowboy Playing the Harmonica — THEN OUT COME THE WHIPS

Seriously the only way this could be any cooler is if the whips shot fireworks or if he was riding a werewolf.

Dave Chapelle on Drugs

Guess which one he prefers.

This Fish Has Teeth So Big It Bites People’s Balls Off

Real ball buster, that one. Teeth like my school formal date.

And no, for the last time, we aren’t interested in seeing your wicked buds Jerry. Stop it or we’re calling the fuzz.

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