The TMNT Theme Song in Wondrous Stop Motion
Relive your childhood in 2:18.
Dolphins make Sh*t Invaders
What now bitches? That little plan to invade dry land seems to have backfired. So tough with your echolocation but WHERE ARE YOUR OPPOSABLE THUMBS TOUGH GUYS?
First You Think It's Just a Cowboy Playing the Harmonica -- THEN OUT COME THE WHIPS
Seriously the only way this could be any cooler is if the whips shot fireworks or if he was riding a werewolf.
Dave Chapelle on Drugs
Guess which one he prefers.
Real ball buster, that one. Teeth like my school formal date.
And no, for the last time, we aren't interested in seeing your wicked buds Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.
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