Time-Lapse Tortoise Absolutely Murders Salads

I never used to be scared of tortoises. I mean, if ever there was a creature I could be reasonably confident I could outrun, it was a tortoise. This time lapse video of a tortoise has me kind of concerned, though.

If I was a salad, I'd be quaking in my dressing right now. [Youtube via Geekosystem]