The Absolute Saddest Business Card In The World

John Kneeland does not have an easy job at the moment. John Kneeland is probably nervous about his career every morning. John Kneeland is probably worried about the future right now. John Kneeland works in HP’s maybe-dead WebOS division.

TheNextWeb’s Matthew Panzarino spotted this tragically hilarious card of Mr. Kneeland’s. At least he has a sharp sense of humour about potential impending doom. [TNW]


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