Porn Studio Building Opulent Underground Sex Bunker

You might be familiar with Pink Visual, a major porn player. If and when the world ends in 2012, they don't want all that sexy time to stop. So let's built a bang bunker.

The "blueprint" of the 762sqm compound, codenamed the "Sexagon", is a bit on the decadent side: a central, rotating sex stage, fully-stocked bar, "fertility chambers" (THIS PROBABLY INVOLVES SPERM), and a "world disaster satellite monitor". So essentially, what the Pentagon resembled during the Clinton administration. Is it real? Probably not, although Pink swears they're building the thing — and reserving spots! So if you'd rather be covered in liquor and bodily secretions instead of solemnly surrounded by your family as the world crashes to an end, this is your ticket. You can start begging for a spot via Twitter. [Pink Visual via CBS News]

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