There’s no doubt that the iPhone 5 is coming soon-ish, so The Guardian‘s report that it’s being field tested by upper brass make sense. That means they could be out there beside you now — but you’ll have no idea.
Even if you’re one of the elite few Apple and carrier execs who gets to open this entombed iPhone 5 inside a special laboratory, the phone itself is encased inside a dummy body, furthering the aesthetic mystery. This makes snooping and leaking very difficult, as you’re not even sure what you really have your hands on — and that’s OK, because Apple just wants to make sure the damn thing can catch a signal.
But if you’re in Cupertino and see an anxious looking man with a suitcase handcuffed to his arm, drop us a line. [Guardian via MacRumors]