When is lady's night on the internet? Wednesday. When do people break up? Friday, by a mile. What day sucks the most? Thursday, apparently! The internet has a rhythm, friends, and XKCD has laid it bare for all to see.
It's a squiggly, squirrelly visualisation, whose predictabilities — church on Sunday! — validate its oddities, like so few people hating Wednesday (maybe because it's lady's night?). The full image is below; click to embiggen, and to see the beating heart of what it is you people do with your lives, and when, away from the computer.