Come aboard the Magic School Bus, children, and unlock all the wonders of our fair universe! Except due to budgetary constraints and redundancies (and my goodness, have you seen what gas costs lately?), we’re only gonna pull into Wikipedia Station.
You’d think they could at least Qwiki it to add a little punch, you know? Also: ironic how many of you under the age of 25 are searching for “Magic Schoolbus” at Wikipedia right now. [xkcd]