An iPhone Dock For Olds

Hello, old people who can’t see or hear your iPhone. This 100 per cent analogue sight-and-sound amplifying dock is for you! The Hive combines two classics of sensory augmentation – a horn and magnifying glass – into one as-seen-on-TV-worthy dock. And it’s $US45.

A $US200 donation to the Kickstarter project includes a serving of “homemade chocolate bacon”. I’m neither a million years old nor in the market for a gimmicky iPhone dock, so is there an option to just drop $US45 on the bacon? [Kickstar via 9 to 5 Mac]