We honestly figured that Paris Hilton had about as much relevance to the modern world as a copy of a 1935 train timetable. But apparently wrist-happy raincoaters everywhere still think that Hilton’s amateur-night-vision-extravaganza One Night In Paris represents the last word in celebrity porn.
XXX streaming service AEBN has just renewed its contract to stream Paris’ moment of glory for another year, claiming there’s still a steady stream (ahem) of viewers. Yes, there are people out there who access this stuff and pay for it, though presumably only in two-minute increments. We like supporting legal media services, but honestly there are limits. Even the Kim Kardashian sex tape would have to be better than this.
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