Man Finds Mouse In His Monster Energy Can

Vitaliy Sulzhik, 19, was doing what teenagers do, looking for party fuel at the bottom of an oversized energy drink can. What he found instead? A big ol' dead mouse.

As any of us would, Sulzhik "vomited everywhere" and is now suing the company that makes Monster, presumably for third-degree grossness. Although ultimately, I'd argue that the mouse got his adrenaline up way more than a can of taurine and hippo sweat ever could. [King5 via Daily Mail]