Marshmallow shooters are nothing new - but the Marshmallow Fun Company's Classic Twin Stryker (the Y in Stryker means it's awesome!) will pelt your foe into sugary submission. I tested their newest $US32 pillowy murder device at Toy Fair 2011.
My victim? Gizmodo's own Kyle VanHemert. As you can see, the Stryker hits a great balance between super silly fun and a slight stinging pain. Which is exactly what I want from a gun. Each pump of the gun let loose a dual shot of hot cocoa-sized mallows. Loading a barrel's worth of ammo might be a little irritating each time, but at least you can eat the aftermath of your puffy rampage.