At bloody last, now you can opt-out of delivery of those useless volumes of bound dead trees and CO2 known as the Yellow Pages. I would rather kill them all, but this is a step in the right direction.
The Yellow Pages Association in the US has decided it’s time stop pissing off most people with their stupid publication. They have opened a new site called National Yellow Pages Consumer Choice & Opt-Out Site, which contains some useless sections as “Download Our Sustainability Report” (should be called We are a total waste), “How to Recycle your Yellow Pages Directory” (just don’t make us recycle this crap), and “The Yellow Pages Directory Facts” (fact: nobody cares).
Don’t forget to pass this around. If a few million people opt-out, perhaps that will send a definitive message that we don’t care about this obsolete book that not even the hipsters want in their homes. [Yellow Pages Opt-Out]