Breakfast Wrap: Best Of Wednesday Night

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Bring Pleasing Visual Conformity To Cabling With The Rigid E-Line Cord
I could really use something like this.

Apple Dating Site Cupidtino Has Over 22,000 Members
Oh dear.

Android 2.2 Dusts iOS 4 In JavaScript Performance
Fight! Fight! Fight!

Apple Friend Bar Is A Genius Idea
Classic Onion.

Nokia Enlists Russian Police To Get Prototype Smartphone Back From Blogger
Surely there’s a movie in this somewhere?