There is a ridiculous amount of instant coffee drunk at the desk from which this post is originating. So much so, that I am constantly reminded to ease off before it kills me. But according to this online calculator, I could drink about 20x more than I already do and still live. Just. (Yes, it's a slow day.)
Hey, You. Don't Drink That. Listen to This.
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Keen for an existential crisis before the weekend? Don't worry, science has you covered. Thanks, science.