Breakfast Wrap: Best Of Thursday Night

breakfast-muesli.jpgElderly Man Sees For First Time in 30 Years With Bionic Eye
We can rebuild them.

Mac Mini 2009 Review
Apple, just put HDMI in there already.

Don’t Insert Precision Screwdriver Into Penis. Don’t!
W. T. F. ??!!?!

Futurama’s Creator Isn’t Afraid of Robots, Doesn’t Own a Roomba
Hopefully we’re going to be seeing more of Bender and his shiny metal ass.

Robot Programmed to Love Traps Woman in Lab, Hugs Her Repeatedly
So The Matrix was wrong. They just want to kill us through love….