Breakfast Wrap: Best of Monday Night

breakfast coffee and muffin.jpgiPhone App Store Bans Book App for Naughty Language
Stupid, stupid Apple. What is wrong with the world?

Brain-Implanted Bionic Sex Stimulation Chip Is Probably Not Needed
I hope they don’t target this at old people…

Windows XP Lives for Four More Months
It’s just indestructible!

Liposuction Doctor Powered His Cars with Human Fat
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

Australia, a Country with a Moronic Government, to Block BitTorrent
Who the hell elected Conroy? Victorians. Next election, please don’t make the same mistake.

Google Earth Leads Scientists to Undiscovered Forest, Brand New Species
And for its next trick, Google will discover alien life.

8 Gadgets For Last Minute Shopper Horde Fighting
Keep this in mind come Boxing Day…