Based on what we've been told, nothing good is happening in Cars 3. Or, at the very least, nothing simple.
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Remember Charlie the Unicorn? Of course you do. His magical adventures have had us cry-laughing ourselves into delirium since 2005. Fast forward 12 years (oh wow) and now we finally have what we've all been waiting for: a worthy competitor for the title of "Strangest Dating Simulator Ever". A big claim, but yes. This is....not normal.
Late on Monday afternoon, Variety co-editor-in-chief Andrew Wallenstein sent a tweet out into the world. This wouldn't be a particularly noteworthy action, except that it included an image of what appears to be Variety's upcoming cover, depicting Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer as a Christ-like figure carrying a Y-shaped cross. What? Indeed.
It sounds shadier than it is, but the facts are these: The nation of Israel has finally secured the @israel Twitter account from a Spanish citizen living in Miami, a man who also happens to own a porn site.