Malfunctioning Dalek and British Prime Minister Theresa May, fresh off of securing the support of the far-right Democratic Unionist Party, has reportedly set a timetable for her government's plan to force all porn sites operating in the UK to check the ages of its users.
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Over the weekend, a banjo jauntily strummed on the airwaves of Mansfield 103.2, a local radio station in England. As the singer of the tune broke out into a chorus about his love of masturbation, the calls flooded in. It was the eighth time the station's airwaves had been hijacked by someone who just loves "The Winker's Song". And no one knows who's responsible.