You probably spent a lot of time thinking about what you named your cat. Maybe you came up with Mr Felidae Cat-stro, or Meow-gusto Pinocat. Or Meowbarak. Cat-dafi. Meow-losevic. But don't let your teeny dictator's charismatic meows fool you. You need to be the one in control of their diet because it's possible your vet is going to be weird about the obesity conversation -- weirder than you.