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  • Exclusive: Elon Musk Explains Lusty Floor Tweets

    Exclusive: Elon Musk Explains Lusty Floor Tweets

    Image: AP/Gizmodo Yesterday was SpaceX founder Elon Musk’s birthday. But instead of getting some loving from his beautiful girlfriend or perhaps one of his fancy cars (they can do that now, right?), Musk apparently decided to pop a few Ambien and craft a love poem to the floor.