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Glide Across The Water Like A Douchebag Swan On The New ‘SwagSurf’
Swagtron, the ludicrously named company that previously went by the equally ludicrous name Swagway, has some new gear for 2017. One of the gadgets is called “SwagSurf”, and it’s exactly what it sounds like: A chariot that will (supposedly) carry you across bodies of water like a crappy millennial Jesus.