peter parker

  • Marvel Returns to Spider-Man’s Radioactive Semen This Summer

    Marvel Returns to Spider-Man’s Radioactive Semen This Summer

    Last summer, Marvel Comics boldly announced that it would return to “The Most Notorious Spider-Man Story Ever Told,” to which the world cried out “You’ll really have to be more specific!” After quickly clarifying that it was a sequel to Spider-Man: Reign, the world cried out again: “Oh. The one with the radioactive jizz?” Now,…


  • Sony’s El Muerto Movie Should Exist This Weekend

    Sony’s El Muerto Movie Should Exist This Weekend

    A full month from now, Madame Web will be making its way into theaters. Like Venom and Morbius before it, the film is Sony’s bid at making a universe of interconnected Spider-Man movies that don’t feature the hero in question. And in another universe, we’d have one of those movies playing out in theaters this…


  • Twitter Was 2023’s Best Movie Theatre

    Twitter Was 2023’s Best Movie Theatre

    Whatever else you can say about X, previously known as Twitter, it’s never really boring. The 17-year-old social media site that we’ve stuck around with always has something going on; in the best cases, it can be either funny or so odd that you can’t help but laugh. Case in point: throughout 2023, Twitter users…