God, Parents, You Just Don't Understand What Teens Are Doing On The Internet Sophie Kleeman Aug 25, 2016, 5:00pm MUM! DAD! Why don't you understand me? Why don't you get my internet tendencies? Why don't you instinctively know that all I want to do with my time is snap flower-crown selfies and stan Zayn on Tumblr? Why can't you just let me be me?