Contrary to what conventional beauty standards may lead us to believe, naked mole rats are good. They're highly social animals who live communally. They're ruled by a loyal queen. They're also seemingly impervious to cancer and don't age. But still, these little subterraneans get a bad rap for not looking like puppies or kittens, which is a shame, because in some ways, naked mole rats are biologically wired better than humans. If we actually listened to these guys instead of roasting them for being fugly, we might be able to help heart attack and stroke sufferers. I bet you feel really bad right now, and maybe you should.